7 Jokes For Capitol Hill

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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I asked a congressman if he believed in life after death. He said, 'I'm not sure, but I definitely believe in term limits!
I applied for a job at Capitol Hill, but they said I was overqualified. Apparently, having common sense is a disadvantage!
I tried to write a bill on Capitol Hill, but my pen was vetoed by the paper!
I asked my congressman for a joke, but all I got was a filibuster. Talk about a long-winded punchline!
Why did the Capitol Hill reporter bring a ladder? To get the scoop from the top!
I asked my representative for a joke, but all I got was a tax – talk about a punch to the wallet!
I tried to make a reservation at the Capitol Hill restaurant, but they said they were fully booked with politicians making empty promises!

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