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What's a politician's favorite game on Capitol Hill? Pin the blame on the other party!
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What do you call a meeting between politicians on Capitol Hill? A compromise – it's a rare species!
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How do politicians stay cool on Capitol Hill? They create a lot of hot air!
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Why did the politician bring a ladder to Capitol Hill? Because he heard the election was up in the air!
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What do you call a politician who loses an election on Capitol Hill? A downhill candidate!
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What's a politician's favorite exercise at Capitol Hill? Jumping to conclusions!
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You ever try to understand a bill passed on Capitol Hill? It's like reading Shakespeare while playing a game of Clue – every sentence is a plot twist!
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Capitol Hill is where dreams of unity go to take a really awkward nap. It's like a family reunion where no one remembers why they stopped talking in the first place!
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You know, Capitol Hill is the only place where passing the bill sounds less like legislation and more like a high-stakes game of hot potato!
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You know, Capitol Hill is the only place where a whistleblower doesn't mean someone's blowing the lid off a scandal but instead just practicing their kazoo skills!
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They say honesty is rare in politics, but on Capitol Hill, it's rarer than a politician saying, Let's keep this short and straightforward!
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You'd think with all the talking on Capitol Hill, they'd have solved the world's problems by now. Instead, they've just mastered the art of filibustering at dinner parties!
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If Capitol Hill had a theme song, it'd be Oops!... I Did It Again because every time they promise change, it feels like we're on a loop of deja vu!
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The only place where compromise on Capitol Hill sounds more like compromising evidence that someone's trying to hide!
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Being on Capitol Hill is a bit like being in a never-ending episode of a reality show where everyone's competing for the Most Dramatic Performance award!
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