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The Journalist
Reporting on Capitol Hill
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I attended a press conference on Capitol Hill, and it was so crowded that I ended up standing next to a journalist from a rival network. We looked at each other and said, "Awkward, right?" But hey, at least we agreed on that.
The Political Cartoonist
Turning Capitol Hill drama into cartoons
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My favorite cartoon is a maze with the caption, "Trying to understand Capitol Hill decisions." The sad part is, some people thought it was a real map.
The Protester
Protesting on Capitol Hill
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I participated in a silent protest. We stood there quietly, holding signs. A tourist approached me and asked, "Is this a museum exhibit?" I said, "No, it's just a really introverted protest.
The Tourist
Navigating the political landscape on Capitol Hill
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Capitol Hill is like a maze. I got lost trying to find the restroom. I finally asked someone for directions, and they said, "Follow the trail of lobbyists." Let me tell you, that trail led to more confusion than clarity.
The Intern
Interning on Capitol Hill
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I asked a senator if they needed help with social media. They said, "Sure, kid, tweet something about unity." So, I tweeted, "Capitol Hill: where we unite in our confusion." Needless to say, I'm not in charge of the Twitter account anymore.
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