6 Cancer Patients Jokes

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Updated on: May 21 2025

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I tried to make a joke about cancer survival rates, but it was too touchy. Just like finding a good vein for an IV!
What did the cancer cell say after breaking up with its partner? 'It's not you, it's meiosis!
Why did the cancer cell apply for a job? It wanted to find a new occupation before it got terminated!
I told my friend with cancer they should write a book. They said, 'But I'm not much of a writer.' I said, 'That's okay, it's a novel experience!
I asked my friend if they're scared of their upcoming surgery. They said, 'Nah, I've already been through the hardest part – finding parking at the hospital!
I asked my friend how they're handling their cancer treatment. They said, 'One appointment at a time – it's a real scheduling conflict!

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