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Why did the Canadian become a comedian? He had a talent for 'cracking' jokes, eh?
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Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the Canadian become a detective? He had a knack for uncovering 'eh'-vidence.
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Why did the Canadian become a gardener? Because he had a green thumb, eh?
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Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the roof, eh?
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Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the hockey rink on the other side!
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Why don't Canadians ever get mad? They always keep their cool, even in a hockey brawl.
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Eh? Canadians are so polite, they probably apologize to their microwave when it beeps too loud.
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You know you're in Canada when even the geese are apologizing for honking too loudly during their migration.
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I tried to start a fight in a Canadian bar by saying 'poutine' is just fancy cheese fries. The only aggression I got was a guy offering to share his poutine recipe.
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You know you're in Canada when the moose on the road gives you a nod and a 'sorry' for the inconvenience.
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Canadians are so nice, they probably apologize for having the audacity to win at hockey.
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I asked a Canadian if they've ever been in a heated argument. They said, 'Well, once I disagreed about the weather, but we settled it over a cup of Tim Hortons.'
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I heard Canadians are training their beavers to build igloos. Now that's a polite way to deal with cold weather.
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If you insult a Canadian, they don't get mad; they just give you a look that says, 'I'm not angry, just disappointed in your manners, eh.'
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I asked a Canadian for directions, and they drew me a map on a hockey puck. I guess that's their way of saying, 'Stick to the ice, buddy.'
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