7 Jokes For Can't Cook

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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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I tried to make sushi, but it was a raw failure!
My cooking is so bad, my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Then burned the dinner.
I'm not a bad cook, I'm just an experimental gastronomic artist!
I tried to bake a cake, but it turned out to be a cakewreck!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and then I set off the smoke alarm.
My cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers me on!

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