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The Recipe Rebel
Thinks recipes are just guidelines.
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Cooking shows intimidate me. They're all about precision and measurements. I believe in the ancient art of eyeballing – just throw in a pinch of this, a dash of that, and hope for the best.
The Cereal Connoisseur
Considers cereal a full-course meal.
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People talk about the joy of cooking. I say the joy of cooking is finding a cereal box you forgot you had. It's like discovering treasure in your own pantry.
The Fire Extinguisher Aficionado
Considers the fire extinguisher a crucial kitchen tool.
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They say the best way to a person's heart is through their stomach. I'm like, "What if I burn the bridge on the way there?" The fire department knows me by name.
The Takeout King
Master of ordering, clueless in cooking.
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I tried making instant noodles once. The instructions said, "Boil water and add noodles." I got confused, boiled the noodles, and added water. It was like I was trying to defy the laws of basic physics.
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