7 Campaign Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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Campaign speeches are like cats. They're promising a lot, but you're never quite sure if they'll follow through!
Campaign speeches are like sandwiches. The more layers, the more you wonder what's really inside!
I asked a politician if they believe in ghosts. They said, 'Only the ghosts of campaign promises past!
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign speech? To reach new heights in promises!
I heard a campaign speech is like a burrito. It's full of promises, and by the end, you're wondering how it'll all hold together!
Why do politicians make good musicians? They know how to hit all the right notes during a speech!
Campaign speeches are like coffee. A lot of buzz, but you're not sure if it'll keep you awake for the long haul!

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