6 Campaign Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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I told my friend I'm running for office. He said, 'Running? Have you tried just brisk walking for votes?
I told my friend I'm attending a campaign speech. He said, 'Make sure to bring popcorn, it's the best comedy show in town!
I attended a campaign speech, and they promised change. I'm still waiting - must be stuck in the bureaucracy aisle!
Why did the politician bring a map to the speech? To navigate around tricky questions!
Why did the politician bring a pen to the speech? To draw more votes, of course!
I asked the candidate if they support renewable energy. They said, 'Absolutely, I recharge my phone every night!

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