7 Jokes For Burglar

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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What's a burglar's favorite movie? Ocean's Eleven... Hundred security alarms!
What's a burglar's favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Nothing, since he's always making off with 'much ado'!
What's a burglar's favorite type of music? Swiper, no swiping!
How does a burglar break up? They make a quick exit and never look back!
Why don't burglars ever go to therapy? They already have too many issues with breaking in!
Why did the burglar bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What's a burglar's favorite exercise? Breaking and entering... the gym!

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