7 Jokes For Burglar

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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How did the burglar feel about his job? He thought it was stealing the show!
I caught a burglar trying to steal my energy drink. He needed a 'boost' for his escape!
I told the burglar I had all my money in a sock under my bed. Now he's rich and my sock has a new owner.
Why don't burglars ever get caught? Because they always take things one step ahead!
What do you call a burglar who cooks? A skillet-wielding thief!
What did the burglar say to his shadow? Stop following me, you're always stealing my spotlight!
Why don't burglars ever make good comedians? Their jokes are always breaking and entering awkward territory!

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