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Homeowner's Perspective
Dealing with the insecurity of knowing someone out there thinks your place is worth breaking into.
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I finally got an alarm system, but it's so sensitive that it goes off if my cat looks at it funny. Now I can't tell if it's a real threat or just Fluffy being a jerk.
Police Officer's Perspective
Trying to catch burglars when they seem to have a better understanding of the neighborhood than you.
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I asked a burglar for his ID, and he said, 'Sure, it's in the stolen wallet.' Turns out, it was his real ID. I let him go for creativity.
Neighbors' Perspective
Balancing nosiness with concern for your neighbor's safety.
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I thought about starting a neighborhood watch, but let's be honest, we're more of a 'gossip and judge' community.
Burglar's Perspective
How to maintain a work-life balance when your job is breaking into other people's homes?
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I thought about getting a therapist to help with my guilt issues, but then I realized therapists have homes too.
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