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Why did the bum take up gardening? It wanted to grow some 'butt'erflies!
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Why don't bums get invited to parties? Because they always end up 'crack'ing jokes!
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Why did the bicycle go to school? Because it wanted to get a 'bum'per education!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his 'bum'field!
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Did you hear about the bum who couldn't stop singing? He had a 'crack'ling voice!
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What do you call a detective who investigates bums? A 'behind'-the-scenes investigator!
Bum's Etiquette
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You know what’s fascinating? Bums have an unspoken code of conduct. They claim territories like canine overlords. That bench? That's Jerry's. That alley? That's Dave’s. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a newsletter and a secret handshake.
Bum's Business Mind
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Bums are the ultimate entrepreneurs. They’ve got a diversified portfolio of cups, signs, and cardboard for their business ventures. And their customer service? Top-notch. They smile while asking for spare change, making you feel like a million bucks... or at least a couple of quarters.
Bum's Goldmine
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I saw a bum on the street the other day with a sign that read, Why lie? Need beer. Honesty is a lost art, folks. I mean, who knew the path to truth was paved with hops and barley?
The Bum Chronicles
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You ever notice how a bum can have more sophisticated negotiation skills than a high-powered lawyer? You offer a lawyer a lower fee, they scoff. You offer a bum half a sandwich, suddenly they're reciting Shakespeare and negotiating world peace.
Bum's Technology
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We laugh, but I bet if you handed a bum an old Nokia phone, they'd figure out how to call Mars within minutes. They might not have the latest gadgets, but they’ve got a PhD in improvisation.
Bum GPS
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I asked a bum for directions the other day, thinking they'd send me on some cosmic journey. Instead, I got, Take a left at the big tree, then it's straight until you hit the dumpster fire. You can’t miss it. Who needs Google Maps when you've got the vagabond guidebook?
Bum Philosophy
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Ever sit and talk with a bum? They’ve got the wisdom of the ages. One minute they're discussing the meaning of life, the next they're asking for spare change. It’s like Socrates reincarnated... with a shopping cart.
Bum Economics
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Bums are the true masters of resource management. They know how to stretch a dollar till it begs for mercy. If the economy needs saving, forget the suits; let's send in the bums. They'll have us buying mansions with pocket lint in no time.
Bum's Fashion Sense
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You know what’s underrated? Bum fashion. They've got this avant-garde style that's light years ahead. Wearing mismatched shoes and a traffic cone as a hat? That’s not fashion faux pas, that's high fashion future!
Bum Alchemy
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Bums have this mystical ability to turn anything into a commodity. A discarded bottle? That's potential currency. An old newspaper? That's a future sleeping bag. I’m telling you, they're the original alchemists, turning trash into... well, slightly more useful trash.
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