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The Glamorous Life of a Bum
Perception vs. reality
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You'd be surprised how philosophical you become as a bum. I'm sitting there, pondering life, and suddenly it hits me: "Why do they call it 'panhandling' when I'm clearly using a cup?" I'm a cup artist, not a pan artist.
The Bum's Survival Guide
Scarcity and resourcefulness
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They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. Well, I've upgraded that. One man's trash is this man's entire wardrobe. Seriously, thrift stores are overrated; I've got designer labels from alleys.
The Bum's Guide to Life
Living a carefree life vs. societal expectations
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I love the concept of "minimalism." People pay thousands to learn it, but for me, it's everyday life. My home décor? Simple. It's called "nothing." Marie Kondo would be proud, except when she'd come over, she'd say, "Sir, this is a sidewalk, not a home.
Bumonomics: The Art of Budgeting
Financial struggle vs. financial liberation
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People ask if I invest. Of course, I do! I invest in people's generosity. It's like the stock market, but instead of stocks, it's cups, and instead of brokers, it's strangers.
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