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Why do we press harder on the TV remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? It's like we're trying to squeeze the last bit of motivation out of a Monday morning.
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Have you ever noticed that your phone is the only thing that gets lighter as it loses power? It's like, "Oh, great, now I have a paperweight instead of a device.
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Ever notice that when you're running late, every traffic light seems to be in on a conspiracy against you? It's like they're all having a secret meeting, deciding to turn red the moment you approach.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your week is successfully avoiding small talk with your overly chatty neighbor. It's like a ninja mission, but instead of avoiding traps, you're dodging conversations about the weather.
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The most challenging part of adulting is pretending to understand the instructions on assembling furniture. I mean, who needs words anyway? I'll just trust that the little cartoon person knows what they're doing.
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Isn't it ironic how the alarm clock is the only thing that's good at making you jump out of bed and simultaneously contemplate the life choices that led you to this moment?
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Why do we always find the best snacks at the bottom of the grocery bag, as if they're hiding from the celery and trying to start a rebellion against healthy eating?
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Why is it that the moment you decide to treat yourself to a lazy day in bed, your neighbors suddenly become amateur tap dancers upstairs? It's like they have a sixth sense for disrupting your chill vibes.
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You ever notice how the only time you remember you have a stapler is when you desperately need one? It's like the stapler is playing hide and seek, and it's always winning.
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