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Bulletproof Vest's Perspective
Constantly feeling underappreciated
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You ever see a superhero movie and think, "Where's the bulletproof vest superhero?" I'd be the guy in the background, saving the day while Batman gets all the credit. Call me the Vest Avenger!
Bullet Journal's Perspective
Dealing with perfectionism
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My owner said, "Let's bullet journal together!" Yeah, right. I'd be the overachiever, and they'd be the one with stick-figure doodles. Can you imagine the therapy bills?
Bullet's Perspective
Being misunderstood and misused
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Dating is tough when you're a bullet. I mean, who wants to swipe right on someone associated with danger? My Tinder profile should just say, "I promise not to go off unexpectedly.
Bullet Ant's Perspective
Living with an intimidating reputation
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I overheard someone say, "Mess with the bull, you get the ant." Really? I'm not some insect gangster. I'm just doing my ant thing, trying not to get stepped on.
Magic Bullet Blender's Perspective
Feeling overworked and unappreciated
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My friends always say, "You have such a fast-paced life!" Yeah, well, it's not all it's cracked up to be. I'm the Usain Bolt of kitchen appliances, but I don't even get a medal. Just a pat on the base and a "good job.
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