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What's a builder's favorite game? Jenga – because it's all about balancing relationships!
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Why do builders always carry a pencil behind their ear? In case they need to draw a line in the sand!
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Why did the builder break up with the architect? There were too many disagreements about the blueprint of their relationship!
Builders and Their Sneaky Skills
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You ever notice how builders have this mysterious ability to disappear right when you need them? It's like they have a secret invisibility cloak in their toolkit. I asked my builder to fix a leaky faucet, and poof, he vanished. Maybe he's off fighting crime, one leak at a time.
DIY Projects: The Fast Track to Regret
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I attempted a DIY project recently. You know you're in trouble when the cashier at the hardware store gives you that sympathetic look and asks if you need any extra band-aids. Turns out, Do It Yourself really means Do It Yourself, and Probably Screw It Up.
The Builder's Toolbox: A Portal to Another Dimension
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Builders have this magical toolbox where they seem to pull out exactly what they need at the right moment. I tried the same thing with my junk drawer at home. Instead of a screwdriver, I found three tangled charging cables and a broken pen. Maybe I need a wizard's license to unlock the true potential of my junk drawer.
The Great Tape Measure Conspiracy
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Can we talk about tape measures for a second? Builders are like wizards with those things. I can never figure out where they start measuring from. Is it the little metal hook or the beginning of the actual tape? It's like they're playing a secret game of measurement roulette, and I always lose.
Tool Belt Fashion Show
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Builders love their tool belts. It's like their version of a superhero utility belt. I tried wearing one once, and suddenly I had a reputation as the neighborhood handyman. Now people are asking me to fix their plumbing, and I can't even fix my own life!
Builder's Radio: The Never-Ending Symphony of Drilling
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Have you ever tried to have a conversation with a builder while they're working? It's like trying to negotiate peace in the middle of a heavy metal concert. I asked my builder how his day was going, and all I got in response was a symphony of drills and the occasional Hmm? It's like Morse code for I have no idea what I'm doing, but it involves a lot of noise.
The Builder's Dance: Synchronized Hammering
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Builders have this unique dance when they're hammering nails. It's like they're participating in the Olympics of synchronized hammering. I tried to join in once, and let's just say my thumb gave me a standing ovation.
Builder's Code: Thou Shalt Not Read Instructions
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Builders have this unwritten rule: never read the instructions. It's like they have a secret society where they trade instructions for ancient scrolls. I tried that with my IKEA furniture, and now I have a coffee table that looks suspiciously like a bookshelf. It's the latest in avant-garde furniture design, or so I tell myself.
The Architect's Revenge
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Ever notice how architects and builders have this love-hate relationship? Architects draw these beautiful, intricate plans, and builders look at them like they're trying to decode an alien language. It's like architects are playing a game of Let's see if the builders can build THIS! Spoiler alert: They usually can't.
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