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The Literal Rooftop Party Planner
A party planner who takes "rooftop party" too literally.
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I asked him for a firework display, and he said, "No problem, we'll just toss them off the roof." Now I'm not only dealing with noise complaints but also explaining to the fire department why my house looks like it survived a war.
The Overconfident Apprentice
An apprentice who thinks they know everything about building.
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I told him to build a solid foundation, and he built a Twitter account. My house now has more followers than walls. I guess he took "constructing a following" too literally.
The Zen Master Carpenter
A carpenter who believes in achieving inner peace through woodworking.
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I asked him for a sturdy front door, and he said, "Why build barriers when you can embrace openness?" Now I have a beautiful archway where my door used to be, and my security system is just me saying "namaste" to potential burglars.
The Paranoid Architect
An architect who is convinced every project is a secret government conspiracy.
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I told my architect to add a skylight for some natural sunlight. He said, "Sure, but only if we use reflective glass to confuse the satellites." Now my living room looks like a UFO landing pad, and my plants are growing in Morse code.
The DIY Disaster Enthusiast
Someone who thinks DIY stands for "Destroy It Yourself."
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I tried to fix a leak in the roof with duct tape. Now my ceiling is holding on for dear life, and my house has a new water feature every time it rains. I guess "water damage" is just a fancy term for DIY interior design.
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