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The Cheap Sibling
Trying to Save Money on the Brother's Gift
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My brother thinks I'm frugal, but I prefer the term "financially responsible." I told him, "I got you a gift that will appreciate over time." It was a stock photo. Literally.
The Forgetful Sibling
Forgetting the Brother's Birthday
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My brother's memory is like a sieve. He forgets his birthday faster than I forget where I left my car keys. Last year, we had a cake ready, candles lit, and he walks in like, "Is this a surprise party?" No, bro, it's an intervention for your memory.
The Overachieving Sibling
Trying to Outdo Last Year's Birthday Celebration
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Last year, my brother's birthday cake was so big; we needed a GPS to find the candles. This year, I'm thinking of getting him a cupcake with a magnifying glass. Let's see if he can handle a "downsized" celebration.
The Tech-Savvy Sibling
Communicating Birthday Wishes in the Digital Age
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I told my brother, "I sent you a birthday e-card. Check your inbox." He said, "I didn't see it." I replied, "Well, it's not my fault your spam filter thinks my love and best wishes are junk mail.
The Conspiracy Theorist Sibling
Believing the Brother's Birthday is a Government Conspiracy
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Last year, I gave my brother a birthday card, and he said, "Thanks, but I don't trust cards. They're like tiny, folded secret messages." I'm thinking of getting him a birthday cake with a removable top, just to ease his paranoia.
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