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Why did the bronchitis go to school? It wanted to be a little cough-torian!
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Why did the bronchitis apply for a job as a news reporter? It wanted to cover the 'cough'-spiracy theories!
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What do you call a bronchitis that's also a comedian? A stand-up hacker!
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Why did the bronchitis break up with the cold? It said, 'You're too 'cough'-dependent!
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What did one bronchitis say to the other? 'Let's stick together and form a cough-port group!
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Why did the bronchitis start a garden? It wanted to grow some hack-tus plants!
Bronchitis Confessions
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I told my doctor I had bronchitis, and he said, Any bad habits? I replied, Well, I do impersonations of Darth Vader when no one's around. Is that bad enough?
Bronchitis Blues
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You ever notice how bronchitis sounds like the name of a blues singer? Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the one and only Bronchitis Blues!
Bronchitis Dating Woes
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Dating with bronchitis is like trying to impress someone with a kazoo solo. It's not the instrument's fault; it's just not the right time for a musical performance.
Bronchitis Logic
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You know you're in trouble when your cough sounds like a chainsaw trying to start on a cold morning. I swear my bronchitis has an advanced degree in making awkward situations.
Bronchitis vs. Social Life
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Having bronchitis is like being in a toxic relationship. It keeps you up all night, makes you cough uncontrollably, and your friends start avoiding you because they don't want to catch the drama.
Bronchitis Weather Forecast
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I asked Siri for the weather forecast, and she said, There's a 100% chance of bronchitis in your area. Stay indoors, folks, unless you want to sound like a walking tuba.
Bronchitis Gym Routine
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My doctor advised me to exercise even with bronchitis. So here I am, doing jumping jacks and sounding like a broken accordion. I call it the wheezy workout.
Bronchitis and the Whisper Challenge
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With bronchitis, every conversation becomes a game of charades. My friend asked, What's your favorite movie? I replied, Hack-ack-ack-choke Silence of the Lambs.
Bronchitis Wisdom
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure whoever said that never had bronchitis. I tried laughing, and it sounded like a hyena with a harmonica.
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