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The Paranoid Patient
When you're convinced bronchitis is just a government conspiracy to sell more tissue boxes.
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I'm pretty sure my bronchitis is working for Big Pharma. Every time I cough, I hear a tiny cash register sound in the background.
The Stand-Up Comedian Patient
When you're trying to turn bronchitis into your opening act.
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I tried to negotiate with my bronchitis for a shorter set, but it insisted on a full hour of hacking and wheezing. I'm just glad it didn't demand a spotlight.
The Doctor's Diagnosis
When your doctor says it's bronchitis, but your body insists it's auditioning for a kazoo symphony.
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My bronchitis is so committed to its role; it's convinced my lungs to take a sabbatical and pursue a career in interpretive dance.
The Musical Lungs
When your bronchitis is convinced it has a shot at winning a Grammy for the most unique cough rhythm.
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My bronchitis thinks it's so musically gifted that it's planning to release its own album. I suggested calling it "Songs of Snot," but it insists on something classier.
The Home Remedy Enthusiast
When you're convinced that a mix of honey, lemon, and a dab of unicorn tears is the cure for bronchitis.
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I tried using essential oils to combat bronchitis. Now my living room smells like a lavender garden, and my lungs feel like they just attended a wellness retreat.
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