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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your week is not catching bronchitis from that one person at the office who insists on coughing like they're auditioning for a horror movie sequel.
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Have you ever noticed that when someone has bronchitis, they suddenly become the most popular person at the party? Everyone wants to avoid them like they're carrying the hottest new dance move – the contagious cough cha-cha.
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Bronchitis is like that friend who overstays their welcome – you can't wait for them to leave, and when they finally do, you need a week to recover from the chaos they left behind.
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I recently had bronchitis, and my doctor told me to rest and take it easy. Well, I took that advice seriously and binge-watched so much TV that even my remote control needed a break.
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Being sick with bronchitis is like having a rebellious teenager living in your lungs. They slam doors (or bronchial tubes), play loud music (cough incessantly), and refuse to clean up the mess they've made.
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You know you've reached a new level of adulthood when your social calendar revolves around the weather report and the likelihood of catching bronchitis. "Oh, there's a 30% chance of rain? Count me out, I'm not risking it!
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I thought I was in great shape until I got bronchitis. Now, I realize my lung capacity is about as reliable as my commitment to going to the gym.
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You know you're a true friend when you're willing to share your Netflix password, but you draw the line at sharing a drink with someone who's got bronchitis. "Sorry, I can't catch that show right now.
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You ever notice how when someone coughs without covering their mouth, suddenly we're all professional dodgeball players, skillfully avoiding the impending airborne bronchitis ball?
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