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Broken English is the real MVP when it comes to avoiding responsibilities. Just throw in a confused expression and say, "Sorry, no understand. Too many work. Very busy. Next time, maybe.
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You know, English is a funny language. It's like, "I before E except after C," but what about "weird"? That's just weird. It's like English is trying to mess with us, saying, "Hey, let's make 'weird' the exception to the exception. Good luck spelling that one, folks!
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English is the only language where your spelling skills are put to the test every day. I mean, who decided that "colonel" should be pronounced "kernel"? It's like the English language is playing Scrabble with our sanity.
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Broken English is like a secret code when you're trying to avoid unwanted conversations. Someone starts talking to you about their problems, and you just nod and throw in a few broken English phrases like, "Oh, yes. Very hard problem. I understand much.
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You ever try to explain a simple concept in broken English, and suddenly you're the wise philosopher of the group? "Life like puzzle. Sometimes piece missing. But okay, we find piece, put together, make picture. Deep, right?
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Have you ever noticed how broken English is the universal language of frustration? I was trying to assemble furniture the other day, and suddenly every sentence I spoke became a remix of broken English. "No fit! Why not fit? Oh, this piece, wrong piece!
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I recently realized that in English, we say "sleep like a baby" to describe a peaceful night. But if you've ever been around a baby, you know they wake up every two hours crying. So, are we all aiming for intermittent sleep and crying?
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The English language is full of contradictions. We say, "opposites attract," but then we also say, "birds of a feather flock together." So, which one is it? Are we drawn to our opposites, or are we looking for our doppelgänger?
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You ever notice how English is all about exceptions? "I am happy, but I am not sad. I am sleepy, but I am not tire-y." It's like the language took a shortcut through a grammatical obstacle course.
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