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English Proverbs Remix
Grappling with the literal interpretations of idioms
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They said "the early bird catches the worm." I woke up at 4 a.m., but all I caught was a cold. Turns out, worms are early risers, but so are viruses.
Lost in Translation
Navigating the pitfalls of language barriers
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My English teacher said, "Use your words." So I did. Now she's mad because I used "penguin" in a discussion about economics. I thought we were talking about cold hard cash!
Pronunciation Predicament
Wrestling with the English language's tricky pronunciations
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I asked for directions to the "library," but my accent made it sound like "laboratory." Now I'm studying quantum physics instead of Shakespeare. Turns out, I'm not well-read, just well-experimented.
Confusing Conversations with Siri
Siri's relentless attempts to decipher broken English
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I asked Siri for a joke, and she said, "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." I guess Siri moonlights as a stand-up comedian. At least someone gets my sense of humor.
Auto-Correct Antics
Wrestling with technology's attempts to "fix" your language
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Auto-correct turned "I'm on my way" into "I'm on my llama." Now my friends are expecting me to show up to the party on a fluffy, four-legged companion. I guess I'll be fashionably late... on my llama.
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