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Why did the actor bring a pencil to the audition? In case he had to draw a cast!
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Why did the actor refuse to take a break? He was afraid he might actually break something!
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Why did the theater hire a chiropractor? To fix all the actors who broke a leg and went out of joint!
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Why did the clumsy actor become a director? He couldn't stand the thought of breaking another leg!
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Why did the script go to the hospital? It had too many twists and breaks!
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Why did the playwright take a trip to the ER? His plot had too many twists and turns!
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Why did the comedian become an orthopedic surgeon? To specialize in breaking legs!
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I love how we wish performers good luck by suggesting they break a leg. It's like wishing a chef good luck by saying, May your soufflé collapse spectacularly. Let's aim for success, not a visit to the orthopedic surgeon.
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I'm starting to think break a leg is just the entertainment industry's way of reminding us that no matter how good your performance is, life has a way of keeping you humble. You were great on stage, but hey, here's a limp to keep you grounded!
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I appreciate the good luck wishes, but seriously, why legs? Why not something less critical? Like, Hey, break a shoelace or snap a pencil. I'd rather replace a pencil than get a plaster cast, you know?
Break a Leg
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You ever notice how people say break a leg for good luck? I mean, is that the best we can come up with? I'm just trying to land a role in a school play, not audition for the next season of Extreme Parkour. I'd rather not break anything, thank you very much.
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If breaking a leg is a sign of success in showbiz, then my doctor should be the most accomplished person on the planet. He's probably got a trophy room filled with casts from all the successful performances he's had in the operating room.
Break a Leg
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Break a leg is the theater's way of saying, I hope everything goes wrong in the most entertaining way possible. Imagine if we applied that to other situations, like weddings. May your cake collapse, and your aunt do the worm on the dance floor!
Break a Leg
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So, the other day, I'm about to go on stage, and someone comes up to me and says, break a leg. I thought, Wow, is my performance going to be so mind-blowing that I'll literally break a leg? Should I be practicing some interpretive dance or something?
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You know you're in showbiz when people wish you luck by encouraging bone fractures. Break a leg sounds so dramatic. It's like telling a lawyer, May your closing arguments shatter the opposing counsel's self-esteem.
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The other day, someone told me to break a leg before my standup gig. I thought, Sure, if by 'break a leg' you mean 'get a standing ovation' and not 'trip over a microphone cable and land face-first into the crowd.'
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