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I told my friend, "Break a leg," before his stand-up comedy debut. He took it seriously and spent the whole night practicing falling on stage. Now he's not only a comedian but also a contortionist. Talk about a career pivot!
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Wishing someone to "break a leg" is like saying, "I hope you're successful, but I also hope you have a good health insurance plan just in case." It's the only well-wish that comes with a built-in contingency plan.
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Break a leg" is the strangest way to wish someone good luck. It's like saying, "Hey, I hope you succeed, but also, I hope you experience a minor setback that can be fixed with crutches.
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Have you ever noticed that we wish performers to "break a leg" for good luck? I guess it makes sense because every time I try to impress people, I end up tripping over air. Maybe I should just start wishing myself a standing ovation instead.
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Break a leg" is such a bizarre phrase. Can you imagine if we applied it to other areas of life? Like, "Hey, heading to the grocery store? Break a leg!" That's a little extreme, Karen; I just need some milk and eggs, not a wheelchair.
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You know, they say in showbiz, "break a leg" for good luck. But why legs? I mean, can't we wish someone luck without sending them to the ER? "Hey, break a pencil" or "twist an ankle in your imagination" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Why do we say "break a leg" for good luck in the entertainment industry? I mean, how about wishing someone a simple, "Nail that audition" or "May your improv skills be sharper than a cat meme on the internet"?
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I recently wished my friend good luck on his job interview, and he looked at me and said, "Break a leg." I just stood there thinking, "Dude, I'm just trying to get through the interview without accidentally calling the boss 'mom.'
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I wished my friend good luck on his first date, and he replied, "Break a leg!" I hope he meant it metaphorically, but knowing him, he probably showed up wearing rollerblades. That's one way to make an entrance.
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