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The Literal Audience Member
Expecting a theatrical disaster
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Someone in the front row screamed, "Break a leg!" I stumbled on stage, and they yelled, "That's not what I meant!" Well, maybe next time, be more specific with your curses or blessings, whoever you are!
The Superstitious Stagehand
Afraid of jinxing the performance
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This stagehand is so superstitious, I told him to "break a leg," and he replied, "No way, man! I've got my lucky horseshoe and four-leaf clover; I'm not tempting fate!" I just wanted a high five, not a lesson in charms.
The Overeager Actor
Always taking things literally
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I'm all for encouragement, but when I told my actor friend to "break a leg," I didn't mean he should go method and hire someone to kneecap him. That's commitment, I guess.
The Unsupportive Friend
Unintentional negative vibes
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My friend's idea of motivation is telling me to "break a leg." I'm starting to think he's secretly hoping for a career in crutches sales. Who wishes someone harm in showbiz? Oh right, my friend.
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