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You know, my boyfriend asked me to make him smile in Tagalog. Now, I'm all for romance, but I swear, Tagalog sounds like a mix of sweet nothings and a tongue twister. I decided to give it a shot, so I look at him and go, "Mahal kita," which is supposed to mean "I love you." But he just looks at me with this confused expression. I'm like, "Did I just order him a pizza in some secret language?" It's like, "Babe, I'm trying to be romantic, not place a takeout order!
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But seriously, Tagalog is a challenge. I decided to delve deeper into it, and turns out, it's not just the words—it's the tongue twisters they throw at you. I mean, have you tried saying "sinusubukan-subukan" without feeling like you're summoning a Filipino demon? I can barely get through it without getting my tongue in a knot. And here I am, thinking I'm gonna woo my boyfriend with linguistic prowess, and I end up sounding like I'm casting a spell!
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So, after all this effort, I decide to give it one more shot. I look deep into his eyes and say, "Puso ko'y napagod kakahanap ng paraan na paligayahin ka." It means, "My heart is tired of finding ways to make you happy." And he just stares at me, and I'm thinking, "Did I just break up with him in Tagalog?" Turns out, I actually said, "My heart is tired of finding ways to make your liver happy." Well, close enough. Who knew love and organ preferences were so easily confused?
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So, I took it upon myself to figure out what really makes him smile. It's like a covert operation, you know? I'm like the romantic CIA agent, trying to crack the code of his happiness. I'm gathering intelligence, making notes like, "Likes back rubs, laughs at dad jokes, secretly binge-watches rom-coms." It's like I'm preparing for a mission, and the mission is to make him smile. Forget about James Bond, we've got Jane Bond on a mission for love.
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