5 Boyfriend To Make Him Smile Tagalog Jokes

The GPS Boyfriend

I told him I'm going to visit my friend, and he said, "Estimated time of arrival, 45 minutes." I said, "It's a coffee date, not a cross-country road trip. Chill, GPS-boyfriend.

The Singing Serenader

I asked him why he's singing so much, and he said, "I'm practicing for our wedding." I said, "Great, but can we keep it to a karaoke level, not a full-blown concert?

The Pillow Talker

I asked him why he talks so much in his sleep, and he said, "It's my subconscious expressing itself." I said, "Well, your subconscious needs to express itself quietly; I have work in the morning.

The Selfie King

I asked him why he needs so many selfies, and he said, "It's for our future kids." I'm like, "Our kids are going to think we lived inside a photo frame. No, thanks.

The Clingy Koala

I asked him why he's so clingy lately, and he said, "Well, koalas sleep for 22 hours a day." I said, "Sweetie, we're not koalas; we have jobs, and Netflix isn't going to watch itself.