bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the boy scout bring a compass to the picnic? He wanted to find his way to the 'jam' session!
0
0
Why did the boy scout become a gardener? He wanted to earn his merit badge in 'planting' evidence!
0
0
Why did the boy scout bring a map to the barbecue? He wanted to explore the 'grill' territory!
0
0
I asked a boy scout if he could help me with math. He said, 'Sure, I know all about 'knots' and crosses!
Boy Scouts have skills, but I'm just waiting for the badge that says 'Surviving Family Holidays Without Getting Asked When I'm Getting Married.'
0
0
I've got respect for Boy Scouts and their survival skills, but where's the badge for 'Surviving Family Holidays Without Getting Asked When I'm Getting Married'? Now that's a skill worth acknowledging!
Boy Scouts are so resourceful, they probably have a badge for 'Finding Lost TV Remote in Couch Cushions.'
0
0
I'm convinced Boy Scouts have hidden badges that we don't know about. Like, I bet they've got one for 'Finding Lost TV Remote in Couch Cushions.' Forget metalworking or wilderness survival, that's the real skill we all need!
Boy Scouts are so efficient, they probably have a badge for 'Getting Through a DMV Line Faster.'
0
0
You ever notice how efficient Boy Scouts are? I bet they've got a badge for 'Getting Through a DMV Line Faster.' I'd sign up for their troop just for that!
Boy Scouts are so talented, they probably have a badge for 'Successfully Explaining Internet Memes to Parents.'
0
0
You know how talented Boy Scouts are, right? I bet they've got a badge for 'Successfully Explaining Internet Memes to Parents.' That's a skill only a chosen few possess!
I admire Boy Scouts, but let's be real, the only time I'd need those knot-tying skills is when I've accidentally tangled up my earphones.
0
0
Boy Scouts are incredible at knot-tying. They're like human Swiss Army knives. But let's face it, the most complex knot I'll ever need to undo is the one I accidentally create when I try to get my earphones out of my pocket. Seriously, it's a jungle in there!
I'm convinced Boy Scouts have secret badges for things like 'Most Creative S'more Recipe' and 'Expert Tent Pillow Fluffer.'
0
0
You ever seen a Boy Scout's s'more recipe? They've got variations that could put a gourmet chef to shame. And don't get me started on their tent skills. I'm pretty sure there's a badge for 'Best Tent Pillow Fluffer.' I mean, if that's not a talent, I don't know what is!
Boy Scouts are great, but I'm still waiting for the day they offer a badge for 'Successfully Assembling IKEA Furniture.'
0
0
You know, Boy Scouts are amazing at assembling things, right? But I'm still waiting for the day they introduce a badge for 'Successfully Assembling IKEA Furniture.' I'd be the first one lining up for that!
Boy Scouts are amazing, but I'm still waiting for the day they introduce a badge for 'Nailing the Perfect Selfie on the First Try.'
0
0
Boy Scouts are all about mastering skills, but I'm waiting for the badge that says 'Nailing the Perfect Selfie on the First Try.' I mean, that's the real talent in today's world!
Boy Scouts, those kids are so prepared, they could negotiate world peace with a single box of cookies!
0
0
You ever notice how Boy Scouts are like mini superheroes? They're always ready to save the day with a knot-tying demonstration or by starting a fire with two sticks and a lot of determination. But seriously, you never know when you'll need a survival expert at a bake sale!
I'm pretty sure Boy Scouts could organize a camping trip in the Sahara and still manage to make s'mores.
0
0
Boy Scouts are incredible at camping. They could organize a trip to the Sahara and probably still end up making s'mores. I mean, forget water scarcity, they'll figure out how to toast marshmallows over a sand dune!
Post a Comment