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Ever notice how Boy Scouts always have that confident "I can survive in the wild" look? I have a survival look too—it's called "I just survived a Monday morning meeting without falling asleep.
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You ever notice how Boy Scouts are like the real-life MacGyvers of the camping world? I mean, they can turn a piece of string and a pinecone into a fully functional entertainment center. Meanwhile, I struggle to assemble IKEA furniture with a manual!
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You know you're an adult when you envy the knot-tying skills of a Boy Scout, and not because you're into sailing or camping. No, it's just because your Christmas lights are in one big, tangled mess.
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Boy Scouts have this magical ability to start a fire in the pouring rain using just two sticks. I can't even start my car without praying to the automotive gods and sacrificing a cup of coffee.
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Boy Scouts are the only people who can tie a knot so complicated, even sailors look at them and go, "Dude, just use a zip tie!" I'm over here struggling to tie my shoelaces properly.
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Boy Scouts are the only ones who proudly wear badges for skills that might never come in handy in real life. "Congratulations, you can identify a rare mushroom in the wilderness!" Meanwhile, I struggle to identify which remote controls what in my living room.
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Boy Scouts are like human Swiss Army knives. They have a badge for everything. I need a badge for successfully microwaving popcorn without burning it.
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Boy Scouts are the only people who can turn a camping trip into a strategic military operation. Meanwhile, I struggle to plan a weekend getaway without forgetting my toothbrush.
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Boy Scouts are always prepared. I remember being a Boy Scout, and our motto was "Be Prepared." Meanwhile, my life motto is more like "Be prepared to be unprepared.
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