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The Wilderness Survival Expert Scout
Unimpressed by Urban Survival
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I asked the wilderness survival expert if he could teach me how to forage for food in the city. He said, "Sure, just look for the pizza trees and hot dog bushes." I think he's confusing survival with a foodie tour.
The Camouflage Expert Scout
Overly Committed to Camouflage
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I asked the camouflage expert scout if he could teach me his ways. He handed me a leaf and said, "Hold still." Now, I'm just standing here, looking like a very confused plant.
The Nature Lover Scout
Clashing with Modern Technology
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I asked the nature-loving scout if he wanted to play video games. He said, "No thanks, I prefer real-life graphics." I guess that's why he's still trying to beat the boss level called "Setting Up a Tent.
The Overenthusiastic Scout Leader
Overbearing Enthusiasm
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Our scout leader is so enthusiastic about knots, he tried to teach us how to tie a knot with spaghetti. I told him it was a bit saucy for a family-friendly campout.
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