7 Jokes For Body Shop

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Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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I asked the body shop for an estimate. They said, 'We can give you a rough idea or a polished one. It depends on your finish.
Why did the car go to therapy? It had too many issues with its body image.
I told the body shop guy my car was making a weird noise. He listened for a moment and said, 'Sounds like a cash register.
I asked the body shop guy if my car could be fixed by Friday. He said, 'Sure, we work miracles. But for Monday, you'll need divine intervention.
Why did the mechanic break up with the body shop owner? He heard she was seeing someone on the side.
I told the guy at the body shop I wanted a paint job that would turn heads. Now I have a giraffe on my car.
My car complained it wasn't feeling well. I took it to the body shop, and they diagnosed it with 'exhaust-ion.

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