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At the body shop, they're like car therapists. "How did it make you feel when that shopping cart hit you in the parking lot?
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You ever notice how a visit to the body shop feels like going to the doctor's for your car? "So, what seems to be the problem? Is it the left fender or the right bumper that's been giving you trouble?
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Walking into a body shop is like entering a car spa. Instead of asking if you want a facial or a massage, they're like, "Would you prefer a paint touch-up or a dent removal today?
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Ever notice how every body shop waiting room has that one chair strategically placed where you can see your car being worked on? It's like a live-action drama series, and your car is the star.
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You ever wonder if cars get self-conscious at the body shop? Like, "Oh no, they're gonna see all my flaws!" And then the mechanic's like, "Relax, we've seen worse.
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The body shop is the only place where you realize that your car's dents have more stories to tell than some people's Instagram feeds.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a fun Saturday includes getting an estimate at the body shop instead of brunch.
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I took my car to the body shop, and they gave me a list longer than my grocery list. I swear, it's easier to understand a Shakespearean play than those repair estimates.
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They say you are what you eat, but at the body shop, your car becomes what you park. One too many dings, and suddenly, it's got an identity crisis.
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