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Why did the car apply for a job at the body shop? It wanted to get a little more 'axle-grease' in its life.
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Why did the car break up with the body shop? It found someone who 'tailor-fit' its needs.
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Why did the car go to the body shop instead of therapy? It wanted a realignment of its 'issues.
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Why did the scarecrow take his truck to the body shop? He wanted a new set of scare-bumpers.
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Why did the skeleton bring his car to the body shop? It had a bad case of rattling bones.
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Why did the car apply for a job at the body shop? It wanted to get a little more 'axle-grease' in its life.
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What did the body shop say to the car that kept coming back? 'You're driving me nuts!
I walked into a body shop to fix a scratch on my car, and they treated it like an archaeological expedition. I half-expected them to unearth a dinosaur fossil!
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You know, I think the body shop guys got carried away. I had a little scratch, and suddenly they're dusting it off, taking samples, and telling me, This might be from the Jurassic era, sir. That's extra.
Body shops are like wizards; they fix things you can't comprehend, and just like magic, your wallet disappears in the process!
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Ever notice how body shops have this magical ability to fix your car? You leave your car with them, and when you come back, it's like it never happened. Oh, except for that vanishing act your wallet pulls!
Dentists and body shops have a lot in common, you know. Both fix things you didn't know were broken until you hear the bill!
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Ever go to a body shop and feel like they're giving you the dental treatment? You walk in with a small dent, and they come back saying, We found a cavity, a leak, and some rust issues. That'll be your entire life savings.
Body shops have this talent for making you question if your car was ever fine in the first place. Suddenly, that tiny ding feels like a catastrophic event!
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Every time I visit a body shop, they have this talent for making me doubt my perception. What I thought was a minor scratch, they turn into an apocalyptic scenario. Suddenly, my car looks like it's been through a war!
You know, body shops should have loyalty cards. 'Get ten repairs and the eleventh one will only cost you a small chunk of your soul!'
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I wish body shops had a loyalty program. Hey, here's your card, sir. Get ten repairs, and we'll only take half your savings on the next one. What a deal!
Body shops are like spa treatments for cars – they emerge feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and leave you broke in the process!
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I think body shops are where cars go for a spa day. They go in feeling tired, beaten, and come out all shiny and happy. And I go in feeling hopeful and come out feeling like I need a second job!
I visited a body shop and joked about getting a new paint job. They took it seriously and said, 'Sure, we've got colors from dawn to dusk, and by the time we're done, you'll also see the sunset on your bank account!'
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I thought about spicing things up at the body shop, you know, getting a new color for my car. Next thing I know, they're presenting me a color chart that reads, Choose a color and also decide which vital organ you're willing to sell!
Body shops are experts in two things: fixing cars and discovering new ways to drain your savings faster than a five-star vacation!
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I have to hand it to them, body shops are true artists. They transform your car into a polished gem and simultaneously turn your bank account into a wilted flower.
Body shops have this fascinating pricing strategy; they look at your car and see dollar signs. It's like they're in a treasure hunt, and my car is the golden ticket!
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I'm convinced that body shops have a secret map hidden somewhere that says, X marks the spot – the spot where your savings disappear faster than a coin in a magician's trick!
Body shops should include a 'before' and 'after' photo album of your car repairs. It'd be a great way to reminisce about the time your wallet was full before it went on a diet!
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Wouldn't it be great if body shops offered us a photo album of our car's journey through their shop? We could flip through and remember the good times when our bank balance was healthier than a marathon runner.
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