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What's a blue eye's favorite game? Poker, because it's all about the royal flush!
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What did one blue eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells fishy.
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I tried to tell a joke about a blue eye, but it couldn't see the punchline coming.
The Blue-Eyed GPS
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I heard there's a new navigation app exclusively for blue-eyed people. You just look into your phone camera, and it guides you based on the direction your blue eye is facing. I tried it, and now I'm lost in a forest somewhere. Turns out, the app doesn't understand sarcasm when I said, I've got a real eye for directions.
The Blue-Eyed Weather Forecast
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Someone told me you can predict the weather with a blue eye. If it's bright blue, it's sunny; if it's a deep blue, it's going to rain. Well, my eye must be a meteorological mess because it's constantly changing. One minute it's stormy, the next it's sunny with a chance of awkward conversations.
The Blue Eye Conspiracy
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You ever notice how everyone claims to have an uncle or a friend who knows a guy with a mysterious blue eye that sees everything? I mean, is there a secret society of blue-eyed spies or are they all just part of some exclusive blue-eyed WhatsApp group? I imagine them gathering in dark alleys, exchanging top-secret information like, Hey, did you hear what Karen said at the supermarket yesterday? It's the most colorful surveillance network out there!
Blue-Eyed Detective
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I tried being a detective with my blue eye. I stared at my messy room for hours, hoping the blue eye would reveal the mysteries of cleanliness. Spoiler alert: It didn't work. My room is still a crime scene, and my blue eye is the prime suspect.
Blue Eyes vs. Brown Eyes
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They say people with blue eyes are more likely to be alcoholics. I'm thinking, what about us brown-eyed folks? Do we just have a higher tolerance for dealing with life's nonsense? Maybe our eyes are brown because we've seen too much and can handle it. Blue eyes might be beautiful, but I'll take my sturdy, resilient brown eyes any day.
The Blue-Eyed Alien Abduction
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I heard that aliens are more likely to abduct people with blue eyes. Well, guess who's been binge-watching Ancient Aliens with their blue-eyed friend? We're just preparing for the intergalactic meet-and-greet. If they're out there, we'll be the best-dressed abductees in the universe!
The Blue-Eyed Fortune Teller
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I went to a fortune teller with a blue eye. She looked into it and said, I see a tall, dark stranger in your future. I said, Lady, I can see him too. He's standing right behind you, trying to see what you're seeing in my eye!
The Blue Eye Mystery
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I told my friend about the blue eye notes, and they were like, Oh, that's just a myth, it's not real. But then I saw them later that day wearing sunglasses with one blue lens. I was like, What's that? They said, It's my fashion statement. I replied, More like a fashion interrogation. Are you hiding something, or just trying to blind me with your style choices?
The Blue-Eyed Pick-Up Line
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I tried using the blue eye as a conversation starter at a bar. I walked up to someone and said, Are you a magician? Because whenever I look into your eyes, everyone else disappears. Turns out, it doesn't have the same effect when one of your eyes is suspiciously azure. Instead, people just disappear because they're freaked out. Who knew the blue eye would be a one-way ticket to loneliness?
The Blue Eye Fashion Trend
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I recently read that blue eyes are considered attractive. So, naturally, I've been walking around wearing a pair of blue contact lenses. People are giving me strange looks, not because of the color change, but because I forgot to buy a matching one for the other eye. Now I'm just rocking the pirate-chic look. Arrr, matey! Fashion is so confusing.
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