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Blue eyes are like the VIP section of the face. Meanwhile, my eyes are stuck in the general admission area, trying to sneak a peek at the concert from behind someone's tall forehead. "Excuse me, mind if I squeeze through your eyebrows?
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I was told that people with blue eyes are more likely to be successful. Well, I guess I'll just have to settle for being the underdog with brown eyes. Who needs success when you can have the element of surprise?
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Blue eyes are often associated with calmness and serenity. Meanwhile, my brown eyes are on a constant rollercoaster of emotions. One minute, they're like, "Hey, how's it going?" and the next, they're screaming, "Why did you eat that extra slice of pizza?
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Have you ever tried to have a staring contest with someone with blue eyes? It's impossible! I swear, it's like staring into the vast, endless ocean. Meanwhile, my brown eyes are more like a puddle after a light rain – not very intimidating.
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I heard that eye color can influence your personality. If that's the case, people with blue eyes must be naturally cool and collected. Meanwhile, my brown eyes are over here trying to figure out if it's socially acceptable to wear sunglasses indoors.
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You ever notice how when you take a selfie, one eye always looks bigger than the other? It's like my left eye is auditioning for a Marvel movie, and my right eye is just trying to get through its 9 to 5 at the office.
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Have you ever tried to make eye contact with someone across the room, but their blue eyes are like two searchlights, scanning the area for someone more interesting? It's like trying to get noticed at a party when the popular kids are around.
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Blue-eyed people always look so mysterious. It's like they have a secret society meeting in their gaze. Meanwhile, my eyes are more like an open book – the kind of book you'd find at the discount bin with a title like "Adventures in Grocery Shopping.
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I envy people with blue eyes. They can just say, "I got lost in your eyes," and it sounds romantic. If I say that with my brown eyes, it's more like, "I got stuck in traffic trying to navigate through your eyes – should've taken the shortcut through the hazel zone.
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