5 Jokes For Blue Eye

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Updated on: Mar 13 2025

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The Optometrist

Dealing with blue-eyed patients
Blue-eyed folks love to boast about their rare eye color. I had a patient telling me, "Doc, you know, only 8% of the world has blue eyes." I'm thinking, "Great, you're a member of the exclusive blue-eyed club. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to find the right lens for your celestial orbs.

The Paranoid Blue-Eyed Conspiracy Theorist

Believing blue eyes have a secret agenda
Blue-eyed paranoia is real. One patient told me, "I can't trust anyone with brown eyes; they're up to something." I'm standing there thinking, "Dude, I'm just trying to help you see clearly, not recruit you into some eye color espionage.

The Failed Blue-Eyed Superhero

Blue-eyed superhero with questionable powers
Blue-eyed superheroes would have hilarious weaknesses. My kryptonite? Red-eye reduction flash in cameras. I'm just over there at the crime scene like, "Could you not use the flash? It's not very heroic.

The Jealous Brown-Eyed Friend

Feeling left out in a group of blue-eyed friends
My friends always say, "Brown eyes are so common; you're lucky to have something unique." I'm like, "Yeah, so common that when you take a group photo, it looks like the United Nations of Eyes, and I'm representing the masses.

The Confused Makeup Artist

Trying to enhance blue eyes with makeup
Makeup for blue eyes is like solving a complicated puzzle. I had a woman tell me, "I want my eyes to look like the ocean." I'm there with a palette, wondering if she means calm and serene or if I should throw in a shark for dramatic effect.

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