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Why did the mathematician always use his blinker? He wanted to make sure his turns were 'acute' and never 'obtuse'! 📐🚗
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Why did the tomato turn red at the intersection? It saw the salad dressing and thought it was the blinker fluid! 🍅
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Why did the comedian replace his car's blinker fluid with coffee? He wanted to make sharp turns and keep everyone awake in the process! ☕🚗
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Why did the turn signal apply for a job? It wanted to get a 'blinker' of hope in its career! 🚦
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Why did the traffic light break up with its girlfriend? She always accused it of having a 'blink' and miss attitude! 🚥
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Why did the blinker file a police report? It felt violated every time someone took a 'right' turn without signaling! 🚗
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Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the car factory? It heard they were looking for someone with a good 'blink' rate! 📱🚗
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Why did the bicycle take its blinker to therapy? It wanted to work on its issues with commitment – it always signaled left but went right! 🚴
Mythical Blinker Fluid Benefits
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I heard using blinker fluid gives your car an extra 10 horsepower. Yeah, the same way eating a carrot gives you night vision. Just automotive folklore!
Blinker Fluid: The Ultimate Scam
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I went to the auto store asking for blinker fluid. The guy behind the counter looked at me like I was trying to buy unicorn tears! I think they keep it next to the muffler bearings and the left-handed screwdrivers.
Blinker Fluid for Dummies
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I tried to DIY my blinker fluid change. Googled it and found a tutorial. Step 1: Acquire blinker fluid. Step 2: Give up and call a professional.
Blinker Fluid Diaries
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I tried to check my blinker fluid the other day. The manual was like, Step 1: Locate blinker fluid. Step 2: Congratulations! You've reached Step 2 because Step 1 doesn't exist!
The Elusive Blinker Fluid
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You know, they say the secret to keeping your car's blinkers working perfectly is this mythical substance called blinker fluid. It's right up there with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster in terms of sightings!
Blinker Fluid: The Missing Ingredient
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I'm convinced cars without working blinkers just forgot to fill up on blinker fluid. It's the missing piece of the puzzle, the unsung hero of automotive maintenance!
Blinker Fluid Anonymous
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You ever met someone who claims to have seen blinker fluid? Yeah, they're in the same support group as people who believe in the Fountain of Youth and free Wi-Fi on airplanes!
Blinker Fluid Secrets Revealed
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I finally found where they keep the blinker fluid in the store. You know what? It's locked up tighter than Area 51! They guard that stuff like it's the secret to eternal life.
Blinker Fluid in the Wild
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I'm convinced blinker fluid is like a mythical creature. You only hear about it in legends and old mechanic's tales. Maybe it's hiding in plain sight, like the Holy Grail.
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