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The Clueless Driver
The struggle of understanding basic car maintenance
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You know you're clueless about cars when someone tells you to top up your blinker fluid, and you're standing in the grocery store's automotive section, staring at rows of oils and fluids like you're trying to choose a fine wine. "Ah, yes, the '94 vintage blinker fluid. Goes well with a broken muffler, I've heard.
The Sarcastic Teenager
Dealing with the absurdity of blinker fluid discussions
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My friend was all stressed about his car, saying, "I think I need to top up my blinker fluid." I'm like, "Dude, blinker fluid? Is that next to the muffler grease and the windshield decaf coffee?" I swear, adults come up with the weirdest things just to mess with us.
The Overzealous Car Enthusiast
Taking car maintenance a bit too seriously
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My friends think I'm a car guru because I talk about blinker fluid like it's the elixir of life. They come to me with car problems, and I'm there with my toolbox and a serious expression, ready to diagnose. "Ah, yes, the classic case of insufficient blinker lubrication. Lucky for you, I brought my deluxe blinker fluid injection kit.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing there's more to blinker fluid than meets the eye
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They say blinker fluid is essential for safe driving, but have you ever seen anyone actually buy it? I think it's just a way for the government to track us. They're probably sitting in a room somewhere watching a live feed of my car, going, "Look at this guy, making a left turn without a trace of blinker fluid. He's a rebel.
The Sneaky Mechanic
Taking advantage of customers' lack of car knowledge
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I'm convinced mechanics have a secret society where they sit around and laugh about the absurd things they've convinced people to believe. "Yeah, I told this guy his blinker fluid was low, and he didn't even question it." I bet there's a trophy for the mechanic who sold the most unnecessary blinker fluid changes.
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