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I asked my friend if he knew where to get blinker fluid, and he responded with a blank stare. It's like I asked him to solve a complex algebra problem. Dude, it's not a trick question – I just want my car to signal turns, not launch into outer space!
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If blinker fluid were a superhero, it would be the Invisible Avenger. You never see it, but it comes to the rescue just when you're about to make a lane change. Move over, Batman – we've got the unsung hero of the road right here.
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I wish checking blinker fluid was as easy as checking your phone battery. Can you imagine if you had a little indicator saying, "Turn signals at 30%"? Suddenly, everyone would be racing to top off their blinker fluid before it hits zero. We'd have the most polite traffic jams in history.
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You ever notice how they say you should check your blinker fluid? I went to the store asking for some, and the guy looked at me like I was trying to buy a unicorn. I'm just trying to keep my turn signals hydrated, people!
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I tried to impress my date once by telling her I knew all about cars. Then she asked me to check the blinker fluid, and I had to confess that my car knowledge goes as far as knowing how to start the engine. Note to self: Google "Blinker Fluid for Dummies.
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Blinker fluid has to be the most elusive liquid on the planet. It's like the Loch Ness Monster of car maintenance. I can find the engine oil, the windshield washer fluid, but blinker fluid? That's like trying to find Waldo in a sea of red and white stripes.
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I'm convinced that auto shops have a secret society where they discuss blinker fluid in hushed tones. "Ah, yes, the elusive blinker fluid – we must keep the masses guessing." It's like the Freemasons of car maintenance, and I'm left out in the cold, wondering if my turn signals will ever be the same.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about finding a sale on blinker fluid. Forget Black Friday – it's all about the discounts on automotive hydration. Watch out, world, my turn signals are going to be the envy of the town!
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They should have a Blinker Fluid 101 class in driving school. I mean, I can parallel park like a champ, but when it comes to maintaining my car's blinker fluid levels, I'm lost. Maybe they can include it in the driver's manual right after the chapter on finding your car in a crowded parking lot.
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