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The Envious Escapist
Blaine's escape acts make people wish they could escape their everyday problems.
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David Blaine got out of a locked box hanging over Times Square. If only he could help me escape my monthly bills. Maybe he has a trick for turning them into butterflies or something.
The Skeptical Scientist
Blaine's magic defies scientific explanations, leaving scientists scratching their heads.
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I asked my physicist friend about David Blaine's levitation act. He said, "It's an illusion." I replied, "So is my belief that I'll ever understand women, but that doesn't stop me from trying.
The Practical Pragmatist
Blaine's magic seems impractical for everyday use.
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I saw David Blaine make a live scorpion vanish. Meanwhile, I can't even make my laundry disappear from the floor of my bedroom.
The Confused Magician
Blaine the magician keeps losing his audience's attention with his disappearing acts.
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I watched David Blaine's new special, and he made an elephant disappear. If only he could make my ex vanish without a trace. Maybe he should consider relationship magic.
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