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Black bears are all about simplicity. They're like the minimalists of the forest. Have you ever seen a black bear's diet? It's basically berries, nuts, and maybe the occasional fish. They're like, "Why complicate things? I'll take my bear necessities, thank you very much!
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You ever notice how black bears are like the introverts of the animal kingdom? They're just out there in the woods, minding their own business, trying to avoid any unnecessary social interaction. I mean, they've got this sleek black fur coat, but it's like their way of saying, "Don't talk to me, I'm having a bad fur day!
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So, I was hiking in the woods, and I came across a black bear. Now, the guides always tell you to make noise to scare them away, but what noise do you make? I ended up singing the hokey pokey because, I mean, what's more awkward than a bear trying to do the hokey pokey with a confused look on its face?
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So, I heard about this guy who tried online dating, and he matched with a black bear. I mean, talk about a wild relationship! Imagine the first date: "Hey, do you like picnics? Because I'm really into stealing picnic baskets." And forget about holding hands; it's more like, "Hold this salmon while I scratch my back on this tree.
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