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What did one black bear say to the other at the comedy show? 'This is 'paw'-sibly the funniest night ever!
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What's a black bear's favorite game? 'Hide and 'paw'-seek' in the forest!
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Why did the black bear become a comedian? It had a great sense of 'paw'-sitively funny humor!
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Why did the black bear start a cooking show? It wanted to show off its 'paw'-some culinary skills!
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Why did the black bear join a basketball team? It wanted to show off its 'bear'-y impressive slam dunks!
Bear-y Rude Neighbors
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I've heard that black bears have an excellent sense of smell. I wish my neighbors had that skill. Maybe then, they'd smell the sarcasm when I tell them I love their 3 AM drumming sessions.
Bear-y Awkward Moments
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Imagine camping in the woods and stumbling upon a black bear. It's like nature's way of saying, You wanted an adventure, right? Suddenly, that bear becomes your co-star in the wilderness sitcom called I Should've Booked a Hotel.
Bear Witness to my Cooking Skills
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I tried making black bear stew once. Turns out, it's illegal in most places. I guess people prefer their bears in the form of teddy bears, not marinating in a crockpot. Who knew?
Bear Grylls vs. Black Bear
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Bear Grylls is known for surviving in the wild, but let's see how he handles a black bear encounter. Today, we're going to drink our own urine and hope the bear thinks we're just as weird as he is.
Bear Minimum Effort
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Black bears are known to be great climbers. Meanwhile, I struggle to get out of bed without hitting the snooze button three times. I bet if my motivation was honey at the top of a tree, I'd be an Olympic-level climber.
Bear Market Survival Guide
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Investing in the stock market is a bit like encountering a black bear. You don't really know what's going to happen, but you hope it doesn't end with your portfolio running away faster than you.
Bear Necessities
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You know, they say encountering a black bear in the wild is like meeting your ex at a party - you're not sure whether to play dead or pretend you didn't see them. But unlike my ex, the bear won't ask for alimony!
Bear-y Hibernation Goals
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Black bears can eat up to 90 pounds of food a day before hibernation. I can relate; it's called the holiday season. Except for me, it's more like 90 pounds of regret and a New Year's resolution to join a gym I'll never visit.
Bear-y Scary Pickup Line
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If you ever want a unique pickup line, try this: Are you a black bear? Because every time I see you, my survival instincts kick in, and I start running...away from commitment.
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