8+ Best One Liners Jokes For billionaire

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I asked a billionaire how he stays so calm. He said, 'I'm just good at making my problems my financial advisors' problems.

I asked a billionaire if money can't buy happiness. He replied, 'Maybe not, but it can buy a yacht and a dozen jet skis. That's close enough!

What do you call a billionaire who is always giving away money? Very generous... with a capital G!

I asked a billionaire if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Of course, especially when I see my bank account!

What's a billionaire's favorite exercise? Writing checks!

I asked a billionaire for financial advice. He told me, 'Just buy a castle and knight-vest in the stock market.

How does a billionaire diet? They make sure their wallet loses weight!

What's a billionaire's favorite game? Monopoly. It's the only time they can buy property without spending real money!

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