5 Jokes For Billionaire

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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The Paranoid Billionaire

Trust issues with everyone, including the goldfish
My pet parrot repeats everything I say. It's cute until you're a billionaire with confidential business discussions happening in the living room. Now I'm considering a non-disclosure agreement for my own bird.

The Aspiring Billionaire

Balancing dreams with reality
I asked a financial advisor how to become a billionaire. He told me, "Start as a billionaire and wait a few years.

The Frugal Billionaire

Pinching pennies despite the billions
My accountant told me I should diversify my investments. So now I'm investing in different colors of discount stickers at the grocery store.

The Overwhelmed Billionaire

Too many choices, not enough time
My biggest dilemma today: Should I buy another private island, or should I finally learn how to swim?

The Philanthropic Billionaire

Making the world a better place, one awkward encounter at a time
I gave my chauffeur the day off and drove myself to my charity event. The valet didn't believe I was the billionaire hosting the gala. He asked, "Are you sure you're not lost, sir?

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