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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I proudly announced that I was going to start a podcast, and everyone around me said, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until they found out it's a podcast where I review different flavors of potato chips. Coming soon to an empty snack aisle near you!
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I announced to my family that I've taken up gardening, and they responded with, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until they saw my garden full of plants that even a cactus would call high-maintenance. Apparently, not all plants thrive on a diet of good intentions and occasional watering.
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Told my coworkers I started a book club, and they responded with, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until they found out the only book we've read is the menu at the local pizza place. Spoiler alert: pepperoni wins every time.
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I excitedly told my family I'm taking up painting, and they responded with, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until they saw my masterpiece—the abstract representation of my attempt at adulting. It's titled 'Existential Crisis in Pastel.'
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I was bragging about my pet hamster to my neighbor, and he was like, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until my hamster learned how to breakdance. Now he's got moves that put 'Hamster's Got Talent' to shame. Who's laughing now, neighbor? Probably the hamster.
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I shared my enthusiasm for trying new diets, and my friends were like, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until they discovered my idea of a diet is switching from regular soda to diet soda while eating an entire pizza. I call it the 'Balanced Diet of Illusions.'
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You know, I tried cooking for the first time, and I proudly announced it to my family. Their response? 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, it was a big deal when the smoke alarm declared my spaghetti a five-alarm fire. Turns out, the only thing I can cook is instant noodles. And sometimes, not even that.
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So, I recently told my friends I'm learning how to juggle, and they were like, 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until I accidentally launched an apple across the room and hit the TV. Now I'm the only magician who can make a Samsung disappear!
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I proudly shared that I finally fixed my leaky faucet at home. Their reaction? 'Oh, big deal.' Yeah, big deal until they saw my 'fix' involved duct tape and a prayer. My house is now the only one on the block with a plumbing system held together by sheer optimism.
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