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Overenthusiastic Plant
When a houseplant becomes a big deal
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My plant is so attention-seeking; it's started photobombing my selfies. I tried to take a nice picture, and suddenly there's a fern in the background giving me the, "Why am I not the focus of this shot?" look. Now I have a social media influencer plant.
Smart Refrigerator
When your refrigerator becomes a big deal
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The other day, my smart fridge ordered groceries online without asking me. It's a big deal; I'm convinced it's planning to take over the kitchen. I half expect it to start sending me passive-aggressive notes about my cooking skills.
Neighbor's Cat
When the neighbor's cat thinks it's a big deal
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My neighbor's cat is on a diet, and it's making a big deal out of it. It walks past my house, making eye contact with my potato chips, like, "You wish you were as disciplined as me." Now I have a cat body-shaming me. Real cute, Mr. Whiskers.
Supercharged Toothbrush
When a toothbrush becomes a big deal
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I accidentally dropped my toothbrush, and it gave me the silent treatment for a day. It's a big deal now; I have a moody toothbrush. I never thought I'd have to apologize to dental hygiene equipment, but here we are.
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