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I asked the bicentennial man if he has a favorite comedian. He replied, 'Definitely, it's 'Bit'-ty Smalls!
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Why did the bicentennial man start a band? He wanted to play 'tech'-no music!
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I told the bicentennial man he should open a bakery. He said, 'I'm more into 'cookies' than 'coding'!
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What's the bicentennial man's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because it's all about the 'alloys'!
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I asked the bicentennial man if he likes outdoor activities. He said, 'Yes, I'm a big fan of 'reboot' camps!
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Why did the bicentennial man bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach new heights in comedy!
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The bicentennial man tried to tell a joke about programming. It was a bit 'binary,' but everyone got the 'bit'!
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Why did the bicentennial man enroll in a cooking class? He heard they were teaching 'byte'-sized recipes!
Bicentennial Man: Teaching Us the Real Meaning of 'Forever Alone'
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They say diamonds are forever, but Bicentennial Man is the true embodiment of 'forever alone.' He's got more alone time than a hermit living on a deserted island.
Bicentennial Man: Why Stop at Two Centuries?
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Imagine having a robot companion for 200 years. That's commitment! I can't even commit to finishing a bag of chips without opening a new one.
Bicentennial Man: The Original Long-Term Relationship
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You ever watch that movie, Bicentennial Man? I thought I had commitment issues until I saw a robot stick around for 200 years. I can't even commit to a phone plan for more than two!
Bicentennial Man: The Real MVP of Long-Distance Relationships
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Long-distance relationships are tough, but Bicentennial Man takes it to the next level. It's not a text or a call; it's a message across centuries. Hey, I miss you. See you in 100 years.
Bicentennial Man: The Robot with Better Work-Life Balance
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Bicentennial Man teaches us about work-life balance. He works for a while, takes a century-long vacation, and comes back rejuvenated. My boss won't even let me take a decent lunch break!
Bicentennial Man: When Your Thermostat is More Emotionally Stable
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So, Bicentennial Man is all about a robot trying to be more human. I get it, but my thermostat is already doing a great job at mimicking human emotions. It's got a cold indifference in winter and fiery rage in summer!
Bicentennial Man: The Original Time Traveler
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Who needs a time machine when you have Bicentennial Man? He's been to the past, present, and future, all while I'm here struggling to find my keys.
Bicentennial Man: The Ultimate Ghosting Experience
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You know you've been ghosted when even your robot friend disappears for a couple of centuries. I sent a text once and got a reply after 200 years: Sorry, was charging.
Bicentennial Man: He Ages Better Than My Smartphone
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This robot ages like fine wine, becoming more sophisticated and wise. Meanwhile, my smartphone ages like a banana, turning brown and mushy after a couple of years.
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