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The Bicentennial Man's Tinder Date
Explaining why your profile says 25, but you were built in 1823
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Bicentennial Men and dating apps don't mix well. He asked, "Can we keep our relationship a secret?" I said, "Sure, just like your operating system. Top secret, confidential, and outdated.
The Robot Repair Technician
Dealing with Bicentennial Men who want "upgrades"
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Bicentennial Men are the worst customers. One of them insisted, "I need a better sense of humor." I said, "You're asking a technician for a sense of humor? How about we upgrade your social skills first? No one likes a robot who laughs at their own jokes.
The Bicentennial Man's Therapist
Coping with existential crises every 100 years
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My Bicentennial client is always questioning his existence. He asked me, "What's the meaning of life?" I replied, "If I had a dollar for every time someone asked that, I'd probably be able to afford a Bicentennial Man of my own. They're not cheap, you know.
The Bicentennial Man's Pet
The struggle of keeping up with a Bicentennial owner
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My Bicentennial owner tries to teach me tricks. He said, "Play dead!" I told him, "I don't need to play dead; I'm already exhausted from trying to keep up with your ancient technology.
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